TEDDY’S RANT: COPS SMELL LIKE ROTTEN SPAM AND OLD SPICE

Los Angeles Day 581 4:52 PM
So for once in a long time I’m enjoying my Wednesday afternoon. I’m nice and stoned and I thought I was actually gonna make it all day without getting pissed off.
Before I knew it I was in 7 Eleven yelling at the cashier and suggesting she spend her next paycheck on a 5 foot dildo to slap herself in the face with.
Much like Rod Stewarts wife walking in on him and 30 Thai boys watching The Sound of Music, I wasn’t surprised. Not surprised at all….
-TeddyRevolution
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December 24th, 2008 at 22:14
tell us something new teddy we all know rod’s gay could you introduce me to the blonde in the photos?
December 24th, 2008 at 22:15
Why are you promoting drugs? really cool teddy.
December 24th, 2008 at 22:16
is the cocaine good in hollywood teddy?
December 27th, 2008 at 14:45
COP KILLER COP KILLER