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Los Angeles Day 581 4:52 PM

So for once in a long time I’m enjoying my Wednesday afternoon. I’m nice and stoned and I thought I was actually gonna make it all day without getting pissed off.

Before I knew it I was in 7 Eleven yelling at the cashier and suggesting she spend her next paycheck on a 5 foot dildo to slap herself in the face with.

Much like Rod Stewarts wife walking in on him and 30 Thai boys watching The Sound of Music, I wasn’t surprised. Not surprised at all….

-TeddyRevolution

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