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HAHA.

Jonas Brothers “Little Bit Longer”
Sales the 14th week: 22,254
Percentage change: +15

The next Beatles? More like the next NSYNC.

Which one of you sucked Lou Pearlman’s dick? I bet it was you JOE…

You have the entire Disney army and you sold 22 thousand units? Jacky sold more copies of Narcissism in the 90’s taking a shit on a gold plated toilet smoking a joint while a naked stripper shaved his back!

I don’t know what’s funnier, your promise ring and wasting the few years you have as a celebrity by not screwing girls on tour or the fact that you’re ex- girlfriend spent a majority of her summer with me in Malibu while you were on tour.

Ill give you a hint, her name is the same as the country she’s from and the name of a song on your last record you wrote about her.

I have to say one of my favorite mornings ever since I moved to LA was the time I was driving your girlfriend to a photo shoot at 8am while I blasted Cattle Decapitation and I looked up at a billboard of you and your whack brothers poking each others assholes at LaBrea and Beverly.

-TeddyRevolution

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