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Jesus. H. Christ.

I really fuckin hate this clown.

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Your whole family is a joke. I mean please take a second, think rationally and follow the words im typing.
Your fat ass idiotic stepsisters have a TV show, for no reason just like you, they are the offspring of a man who actually took money to help set a murdering piece of shit OJ Simpson free of all charges. You hung with Spencer Pratt at Opera spitting game like soccer playing highschool aeropostle wearing douche bags.

Brody’s new show looks pretty damn similar to Paris Hilton’s new best friend search.What the hell is happening to the entertainment industry? What the hell is happening to middle america?

I don’t know what’s worse, these kids actually thinking they’re the shit or the stupid fucking highschool girls that reads their “official newsletters” instead of the New York Times or Newsweek.

How does every girl i know outside of LA “love him”?

I hear often “do you know Brody?”

Are you fucking kidding me?

There is a million more interesting people in this town why the fuck is he getting his own show?

The last time I saw this ball licking frat boy was at Teddy’s in the Roosevelt.
I was out with some hole I know and my Aussie friend and his Aussie model girlfriend. Brody texted “the hole” urging her to stop by, so we did.

To be honest, Teddy’s is one of the few “Hollywood spots” I can actually stand sometimes and a friend of mine DJ’s there once a week, but I still had a bad feeling about it and within 15 minutes I was thrown out for trying to put my vodka glass through Brody’s little British pussy bitch friend’s forehead.

As I’m leaving with my two Aussie friends, I notice the other girl still sitting at the table!!

The girl stayed!

She later texted to me to apologize and offering that one of the guys rolling with them was an (A-List Actor who’s name now needs to be omitted so I don’t get my nuts cut off in the middle of the night)’s roommate and was gonna take her back to their place later to “put it in her ass”.

She added that she was sorry and owed me lunch the following week.

LA girls are the worst.

-TeddyRevolution

P.S. I just visited his myspace (myspace.com/brodyjenner) page a few minutes ago and the headline actually says “Prince of Malibu”.

….Mark Hammill must be pissed! HAHA

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