Tennis Girls Week – Quickies
LeToya Luckett has a beef with one of my favorite people. Guess who? My pimp buddy Mathew Knowles. Buss this!! Mathew didn’t want LeToya to perform at the BET Awards. Know why? Mathew doesn’t want LeToya on the same stage as Beyonce. Can’t blame him… can’t even question Mathew on this one; he’s a pimp… Mathew knows what’s best mane…Beyonce is too big to hang-out with these bum bitches. I agree with Mathew and us pimps stick together dude…
When was the last time you rushed to order tickets for a LeToya Luckett concert? LeToya should marry a professional athlete and call it a day. A professional athlete is a security blanket for a hoe… Am I right or wrong? Ask Kendra Wilkinson?!!
Read more @ Bossip.com
Chris Brown’s in town today… Know why? Chris has a preliminary hearing court date mane… Rihanna will be there too… She’s under subpoena to testify. Christians: band together and pray for these two… Pray for Rihanna to stop fornicating and pray for Chris not to go to jail. Why not pray for me too am smoking kush again mane…
Larry Flynt was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. We don’t know why but we want Pat Robertson and the 700 Club to pray for Larry. Who else can make those Oscar winning movies that Larry makes? Please god, don’t take him away….
Read more @ RadarOnline.com
Atlanta’s Hot 107.9 held their annual Bling Birthday Bash. Guess what? Every rapper who can’t speak the English language properly was there….
The bling was everywhere; I mean these cats got a lot of jewelry. The winner was Plies. Plies out did everybody; even Gucci Mane. They couldn’t do this type of event in L.A.
Know why? Nicca’s will get shot, robbed, and buried mane….
Read more @ GlobalGrind.com
Soulja Boy he’s smashing Angel Lola Luv.I guess her rap career didn’t get too far. Did it?
See girls this is a lesson… Stay in school get a degree become a woman so you don’t have to sleep and depend on bi/sexual guys like Soulja Boy.
Read more @ MediaTakeOut.com
Hey kids: It’s Summertime and you’re home all alone reading dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com…
I appreciate that… Tell a friend and they’ll tell another friend and that friend will tell another friend and so on and so on… just like the Faberge Shampoo commercial back in the 90’s.
And kids, when you are tired of laughing and you need a little recess… go to a porn site, exercise your left hand, and make sure to comeback to dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com when you’re done.
P.S. Don’t believe what people tell you… chics in real life like it the same way them chic’s like it on those downloaded porno clips…ask Necole Bitchie mane!
Gotta go….
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Chris Brown Is On His Own
- GABRIELLE UNION Quits Show Business For Athlete Trick
- Jay Z Killed AutoTune But Forgot CENSORSHIP
- RIHANNA FOUND DEAD???
- Mark Geragos Screwed Chris Brown
- Bubble Butt Mami Week
- Rihanna Gets The “Alley Oop” From Rashard Lewis
- Rihanna is a NO SHOW at court!!!!
- Rihanna: Goodbye Chris Brown, Hello Prince?
- Free Chris Brown: Amber Rose Takes One For The Team
June 22nd, 2009 at 06:59
Jacky lets get an update in Night court I luv it!
June 22nd, 2009 at 21:33
[...] Random Feed wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptTweet This Story! LeToya Luckett has a beef with one of my favorite people. Guess who? My pimp buddy Mathew Knowles. Buss this!! Mathew didn’t want LeToya to perform at the BET Awards. Know why? Mathew doesn’t want LeToya on the same stage as Beyonce . Can’t blame him… can’t even question Mathew on this one; he’s a pimp… Mathew knows what’s best mane…Beyonce is too big to hang-out with these bum bitches. I agree with Mathew and us pimps stick together dude… When was the last time you [...]