The Real Eddie Murphy Exposed!!!March 26th, 2013
“He has a miserable life, but all the money in the world.” ~Insider close to Eddie Murphy’s camp
A Comedian’s No Laughing Matter?
HSK Exclusive - A source close to Eddie Murphy has spilled some SIZZLING tea in HSK’s direction! The shocking set of proclamations paint the legendary comedian as an insecure, depressed, narcissist who may suffer from extreme paranoia. Know why? Because in their own words about Eddie, “everything around him, his friends, his life…is a penchant of evil.”
That’s said to be why Eddie chooses to surround himself with ‘yes men’ - one of whom is reported to be Arsenio Hall. The other? Johnny Gill, who we’re told had enough of Eddie’s antics before he hauled ass.
What’s worse? The source is outing Eddie as an absentee father of kids who’ve basically raised themselves. That’s while the source says Eddie forces his boys on payroll to join him in watching hours upon hours of a documentary — all about HIM!
We’re talking about a reigning comedian who’s reported to suffer from OCD, eating the same non-nutritional meal everyday; a troubled actor who’s said to be extremely jealous of Michael Jackson and Denzel Washington; and a suspected lost soul who may have all that glitters yet lacks love.
Here’s the drop:
“First and foremost, Arsenio is Eddie Murphy’s the biggest groupie in life to Eddie Murphy. Assenio, as we all call him, literally competes with Eddie’s ‘women’
for his attention and affection. This includes sitting wide-eyed and starry eyed at Eddie Murphy’s television monitor in his ‘office’ while Eddie makes everyone watch his two hour ‘special’ about his life.
Yes, this nigga actually makes his ‘guests’ aka groupies, whores and male errand boys watch his biography special over, and over and over again. Arsenio actually cheers while watching it, basically salivating at the fucking mouth like Jerry Sandusky at an inner city boys scout meeting, unsupervised.
What’s even weirder is this black gum Nicca actually is featured in the damn biography, so it’s like got damn nigga…you acting like you ain’t neva seen this shit in your life, and you in it. GTFOH.
Next up…he’s also been on Eddie Murphy’s payroll forevvvvvvvvver. Eddie Murphy and this ass clown with the ‘ET’ fingers and high booty, fell out for like ten-years and Assenio just managed to get back in Eddie Murphy’s good graces once Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy fell out (about 6-7 yrs ago)…. as soon as Johnny ‘Mae’ Gill had packed his shit up from the guest house… Assenio swooped in to fill the space of Eddie Murphy’s personal bitch boy and number one groupie.
Eddie Murphy actually and truly Despises this Nigga to his core, along with basically everyone around him, his children included. Eddie Murphy thinks everyone is out to use him, (which they are) — but it’s only because he’s a supreme dick wad with a terrible attitude. So ironically, he keeps low rent, losers like Johnny Mae, his cousin Ray, endless low budget groupies and Assenio around because no matter how badly his films flop, or how whack/non existent his career is today — and yes that shit bothers the fuck out of Eddie Murphy despite all his money — he really wants respect (which no one gives him). Eddie Murphy knows that as long as he has Niggas around who really don’t have shit, he’ll always be able to be the top dog and money man pulling all the strings for these Niggas.
Arsenio is at Eddie Murphy’s house like he’s the fucking maid, chef, wife, son, daughter, gardener and everything in between. It’s ridiculous.
Here’s some more tid bits…
Eddie Murphy stages all his photo ops at coffee bean with whatever broad he’s fucking that week. The white bitch (Paige Butcher) he’s been toting around lately is only around because people were so fucking shocked he took a snow bunny to his comedy special, and white boys went crazy because she’s a skinny anorexic bitch with a little boy’s body.
Eddie Murphy hates that people think he’s gay. He’s borderline homophobic. But the funniest part is, if you get him to sip on something (he hardly drinks) and give his ass some strong weed (he’s a weed head) his ass will be vogue-ing and; snapping his neck like a real bitch. (remember vogue-ing in your bowling alley Eddie??? lol).
Eddie Murphy eats the same shit everyday!!! the Nigga spends like 100,000 a month on like three chefs, has thirteen course meals made everyday but the Nigga only eats one time a day, and its french fries, a fucking burger, a Coke. The nigga is Addicted to Coca Cola. I think it’s why his fucking baby teeth are disintegrating. He single handedly keeps coca cola in business. FYI: I have never seen this ashy dry mouth Nigga drink any type of water.
His kids do whatever the fuck they want. The sons are all a complete mess, losers and druggies. He doesn’t even like any of the kids he has that didn’t come from Nicole.
(like really nigga, you had this village of fuckin children, but you mad at them for being born?????)
Eddie Murphy is a compulsive liar.
Eddie Murphy is obsessed with Teddy Pendergrass’s gay ass!!! The Nigga dances and gets high in his bathroom watching old videos of gay ass Teddy all fucking day. It’s fucking weird and disturbing.
Eddie Murphy thinks he was, is and always will be bigger than Michael Jackson. The day he said that, I had to snatch the joint from his high ass because he was clearly smoking the bad shit.
Everyone around him hates him. He has a miserable life, but all the money in the world. It’s the saddest shit you could ever witness.
He wears black all day everyday and has something mentally wrong. One day he’ll be fine, then he won’t talk or get out of bed for days on end. His kids are raised by themselves, money and nannies. He’s barely engaged in their lives at all.
The only Nigga in Hollywood Eddie Murphy likes is WILL SMITH. (wonder why lol) He’s envious of Denzel, and brags all the time that he has more money than Denzel.
All in all everything around him, his friends, his life…is a penchant of evil.
Money does NOT buy happiness. Trust me. I’ve seen it with my brown eyes.”