There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch, Is There?

I’ve told you all before that Kim and Reggie are no longer a couple. Then Kim and Reggie (Kim’s idea I’m sure) both tried so hard to make me look like a liar by pretending to act like couple!

It was all done for the photographers while they were both in the public. In other words Kim and Reggie’s relationship was a big ‘ole lie…They were both working in South Africa for DeBeers and Dr Evil a.k.a. Russell Simmons. This was Reggie’s last gig with Kim…know why? ‘Cuz both Kim and Reggie got paid mane…Thanks Russell. I hope someone told Reggie about Dairyofahollywoodstreetking.com because we have been trying to warn Reggie about this vampire. Kim the vampiress begged for Reggie to marry her and guess what? Reggie told the fame whore “no”.

Kim may have lost the man but she’s still the new Pepsi’s spoke person – I do wonder who will be Kim’s next victim. Is Russell Simmons available?

-Guru Jacky