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Rihanna is in Hawaii shooting her new video. White people- your new Tina Turner is back to pollute the airwaves with more garbage.

Kelly Rowland is Matthew Knowles lovechild. This rumor just hit the streets and I don’t believe it. Beyonce and Kelly were lovers not sisters.

Jim Jones’ fiance Chrissy (the one Max-B got on camera phone doing whatever) she’s getting popular. Chrissy said she’s going to put hands on Khloe Kardashian…she’s  Kim’s fat sister with the puggy dog nose. Chrissy also said she’s going to smack the shit out of dolphin face Kourtney. Kourtney is Kim’s other sister. Chrissy thinks everybody wants Jim. This is promotion for Jimmy’s upcoming album.

Madonna got her new black baby. This Madonna chic is nuts …who’s supervising these adoptions?

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie are heading for a break up. At least he should run. Word is they’re arguing. Angelina doesn’t spend enough time with Brad. Doesn’t he know she’s an ambassador?

Natalie Cole needs a kidney. See how dangerous cocaine is? Ask Natalie Just Say No!!!

I gotta talk to Professor Griff. You remember him. He’s from the rap group Public Enemy. Griff’s on the phone and he wants me to know about Hustle Simmons, Jim Jones, Nelly, Q-Tipp and many more. I can’t wait.

Gotta go…

Other Articles by Jacky:

• Lil Kim Pulls A Michael Jackson?
• Angelina Throws Knives in a Glass House
• Beach Bunny Booty
• She might not wear panties but she likes to photograph them…..
• BRAD PITT GOES BACK TO HIS HASH BASICS
• Madonna Is More Black Than Condolezza Rice
• RIHANNA FOUND DEAD???
• Urban Daily News – FRIDAY Edition
• Classic Jim Jones/Russell Simmons Hand-off
• Mel B Turned-Out Long Before Eddie Murphy

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