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Christina Applegate is a recent cancer survivor and my favorite cast member of Married With Children.
I heard she had to loose her breast because of the cancer which is terrible but guess what? Christina still smokes cigarettes.
She’s a total jackass won’t you agree?
Read more at Radar…

Chris Brown is stressed.
All jokes aside I wish him the very best. Isn’t Chris 19?
Why is he seen drunk in a bar? He’s underage!! WTF, this
is not good. Know why? My girlfriends 19 too, they can’t get
into bars. It’s one of the reason’s why I date them. In these hard
economic times it’s better to date 18 to 22 ‘cuz they cost less.
Is Chris trying to change the drinking laws?
Read more at Bossip.com

Kelly Rowland lost her record deal with Columbia, but she scored a spot on the Bravo station. Kelly is now a host on the Fashion Show. She’s done.
She better find a professional athlete if she wants her bills paid.

Weed cures cancer?!?!?!
According to Wendy Williams, this is what scientists in Spain are saying…
I thought the last report that came out said Pot leads to nut cancer?
If this is true I’ll never have cancer but didn’t Bob Marley die of cancer?

Wendy Williams also brought up that Angelina Jolie is not doing too well she fainted on the movie set last week.
Now they saying Angelina is back on Meth. I don’t believe it; do
you?

Kanye is putting out a new energy drink. Who cares? Even white nerds
are calling him gay, just ask Trey and Matt from South Park. Those two guys are gay so they should know.
Plus Kanye’s dyke girlfriend Amber told her friend who told the internet that Kanye’s a boring guy.
Guess that’s why Nike ain’t gonna give him a shoe deal.

One of my girls is waiting on me. She’s upset.
She wants to go tanning and get her nails done.
She has pouty lips at the moment and she’s mad and I’m kinda hungry so I guess I’ll go get a bite.
Gotta Go…

Other Articles by Jacky:

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• Eve Talks Big and Fucks Bigger
• Kanye Tells Kim To Leave Her Bush In The ’70s Where It Belongs
• Kanye West Wants To Be White?
• WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!!
• WENDY WILLIAMS Tries To Beat The Dinosaurs
• 50 Cent Strikes Back
• Lil Kim Pulls A Michael Jackson?
• RIHANNA FOUND DEAD???
• Angelina Throws Knives in a Glass House

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