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Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!

by Jacky Jasper

FIRST ANNUAL

BLACK HISTORY MONTH

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

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Tiger is taking some time off. He’ s going to join The Fox News and Friends Retreat.

Tiger is greeted by Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Tyler Perry, Colin Powell, Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, And America’s favorite house negro Travis Smiley. Tiger shakes hands with Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Sean compliments Tiger on his denial of being black.

Tiger doesn’t want to hear about Black History Month he denies being black he’s going to spend some relaxing time at the Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.

VIEW THE ENTIRE “UNCLE TOM’S CABIN” ARCHIVE HERE!

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5 Responses to “Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga!”

  1. Jacky Jasper |

    Jacky Jasper Says: Tiger Woods is a Hole in One House Nigga! http://bit.ly/Arhvh

  2. Val |

    I totally agree with all except Whoopee. But you forgot to add Nic Lott. Can’t remember what his ass does, but he is a true tom coon to the fullest extent too!!…Saw him on AC360 lastnight, and I wanted to jump through the tv and slash him to pieces, along with Coon Elder who was on Larry King’s show. Even Larry King was pissed at Tommin’ Elder lastnight….Elder was really coonin’ it up lastnight. I hate this mutha with so much passion!! I wish he would die already!!

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    jackyjasper Reply:

    Wait until black history month 2010… Gonna go bananas on these house niggas!!!

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  3. Val |

    I will definitely be checking out this site during that time too, I am so sick of glad to these eat the shit outta white ass toms. I hope they all read about themselves on here too!!!! Especially Tommin’ Tiger, and massa lovin’ Elder ass….to me, these two really take the damn cake!!!!.

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  4. pip daddy |

    Yo Tiger is a REAL nigga! Keep on eating that white pussy, Yo!

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