Tiger Woods May Need Valtrex!!!

As Tiger Woods’ women continue to surface, those mistresses’ track records are also becoming known.
HSK has learned that one of Tiger’s Vegas jumpoffs is no stranger to celebrity sex encounters. Kalika Mounique, one of the many women who the golfing great slept with, is reported to like it “raw dog,” The former Sin City party girl is also said to have had the clap.
Proof of Tiger Woods not using protection during his sexual escapades may lie with one other woman who says she had an affair with the golf icon back in 2007, which led to her abortion of Tiger’s child.
The first woman to come out of the woodwork, Rachel Uchitel, now comes bearing e-mail messages from Tiger. Those messages contain statements of Tiger openly dissing his wife. Check it out: “I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. Why didn’t we find each other years ago?”
Tiger continues to reap what he has sewn. Gatorade dropped the golfing great’s drink, Tuesday.
Now, a sex tape documenting a portion of Tiger’s extramarital affairs is said to be floating around.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again — Tiger Woods is a fool! But, he’s not the first…remember President Bill Clinton also made some bad decisions with his DICK, and the American people still gave him a pass. So why the hard come down on Tiger? Remember when Robert De Niro was making advances to Robert Blake’s deceased wife, Bonny Lee Bakley? The press forgot about that one quickly didn’t they? How about Bill O’Reily or Newt Gingrich’s marital indiscretions??
How about David Letterman? How fast was it forgotten that Dave was banging an intern? He took to CBS airwaves the same fucking night! Leann Rimes, she was caught cheating with Eddie Cibrian, and no one cared. Both Leann and Eddie went on with their careers…without interruption, didn’t they?
So why is America picking on Tiger Woods? Some may say he’s the best at a white man’s sport. Now, it seems that they’ve finally found a way to get rid of his stupid black ass! I hate to assume, but this may be a lesson Tiger Woods will never forget.
Tiger should tell gatorade to Fuck-off, his new sponsor is St. Ives!!
Don’t you agree?
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