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Tila Tequila is out trying to get attention again and this time the reality star is accusing Shawne Merriam of the San Diego Chargers of assault…Guess what? Tila Tequila is out telling big nasty lies again.  Shawne Merriam even thanked the police department for their cooperation ‘cuz the cops also knew that Tila was lying.

This fame whore is truly the worst, isn’t she? Wasn’t she the one claiming that she was pregnant with Ray J’s spawn a few months back? Remember I was the one warning you all about these fake ass bitches and none of you meaning celebrities and professional athlete’s chose to listen. That’s why Shawn Merriam is in this fucked up positon – being tagged as a rapist.

Tila has totally taken advantage of all those retarded overweight 35 year olds using her pictures as bathroom reading material. They did all give her a dollar to buy a house right? It was a million bucks! Damn guys. WTF. Her totally disgusting abuse of Twitter should have you all ashamed. Let’s take a look back at her infamous allegations:

1. She tweeted she was pregnant with Ray J’s Baby and wasn’t.
2. She said she was pregnant with P Diddy’s baby and wasn’t and denied it.
3. She leaked that she was murdered during a home invasion and obviously, wasnt.

There’s plenty more but I’m tired of typing, you get the idea mane.

And, she definitely isn’t “allergic to alcohol” – she tweets about being hungover and shit all the time!

Gloria Velez (Arron Hall’s baby mother – for those of you who are not hip to Arron Hall he was the lead singer for the 80’s R’nB group Guy…) says Gloria and Tila Nguyn a.k.a. Tila Tequila have been at each other’s throats for a minute and now Gloria is telling everyone that Tila Tequila is a low down dirty liar. Know why? ‘Cuz Gloria said this, I didn’t ,she said that Tila Tequila is a 4′11 midget and that’s too short to be a model! And I must agree ‘cuz that makes complete sense; in other words Tila Tequila is not a model…is she? If Karl Lagerfeld doesn’t recognized you as a model I don’t either. And, I’ll tell you all this: Tila Tequila is the type of bitch to cry rape for anything. She’ll do it without a male trying to kiss her or without a male trying to touch her she’ll still cry rape…Know why? ‘Cuz she’s the epitome of a fame whore mane! This rat face bitch Tila Tequila is worst than Karrine “Superhead” Steffans…Won’t you agree?

-Guru Jacky

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• Cheater Shaquille O’Neal May Surpass Unfaithful Tiger Woods. Just ask Vanessa Lopez!!
• Kanye, Drake, & The Fame-Whore Foursome
• VH1 Casting Recruits Pimps For Talent……..
• Kanye West Gives Amber Rose A Million Dollar Baby?
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