Tina and Matthew Knowles Call it Quits – Divorce!!

Matthew Knowles’ long history of tricking has finally led to him to losing his wife of 29 years.

In a recent statement released to the public, Tina and Matthew Knowles commented on their pending divorce.

“The decision to end our marriage is an amicable one. We remain friends, parents and business partners. If anyone is expecting an ugly, messy fight, they will be sadly disappointed. We ask for your respect of our privacy as we handle this matter.”

This comes after a string of Matthew’s jumpoffs surfaced, and a case pointing to Beyonce’s dad as the father of an illegitimate child.

You may remember back in October, Alexsandra Wright slapped a paternity suit on Matthew Knowles, claiming he was the father of her then unborn baby.

Tina’s is ultimately going to be left with millions of dollars from this divorce.  She’ll also feel quite lonely, and I am saddened for her.  So, what else is a pimp to do but locate her, approach her, and mack her down, like I am going to.  I wonder how Jay Z, Beyonce and Solange will feel when all three of them have to call me DADDY?  I also wonder if Jay is going to go completely insane after he hears the bed springs and his mother-in-law screaming “Jacky Jacky more more…you’re the fucking best…I’ve been a bad girl daddy hurt me!”  The offer is on the table, and I’m thinking about it.  You can’t me blame me for taking advantage of an opportunity like that…Can you?