TOP 10 REASONS WHY OPRAH WINFREY IS RETIRING HER SYNDICATED SHOW IN 2011

1. She’s following in the footsteps of Lou Dobbs.
2. She’s covered every topic known to man.
3. Her BFF, Gail has grown tired of sharing her with the world.
4. She earned enough money to buy a small country.
5. She’s taking off time to spend with Steadman, before he has a chance to write a tell all book on her.
6. To take her ass to the gym.
7. To run for president of the United States.
8. She’s tired of giving away free shit.
9. To study and incorporate how to be black.
10. She refuses to take a pay cut. Know Why? Because she’ll move to cable television, and run her own network.