Jacky Jasper’s Top 100 Things Which Make a Chic UNDATEABLE

by Jacky Jasper

I was in the gym yesterday, and I saw some plus size ladies getting their fitness on…I must give it up to these ladies…they are beautiful, because they care about their health. But, to the lazy overweight women out there who just sit around and eat, and have no regard for their looks or health – You are committing suicide, and if you don’t care about you, why should I? Apparently, the only thing you seem to care about is stuffing your face with junk food. And, guess what? You are UNDATEABLE!!!

On that note, here’s today’s top ten.

49. To all the chics who are married to or dating a dude in the military and as soon as he gets deployed, they turn into hoes…You chics are the worst! Your dude is defending our country, and this how you do him!?!? Guess what? You bitches are UNDATEABLE!

48. Most men will sleep with a bimbo, yet never bring that bimbo home to meet mom. Know why? Because bimbo’s are UNDATEABLE mane.

47. A chic who is not discreet will bring you heat, which makes her a cop caller…and UNDATEABLE.

46. Chics who don’t have a sense of humor can be very boring, and definitely UNDATEABLE.

45. Chic’s who are not down for the hustle, yet want to reap the benefits are UNDATEABLE. (No Free Dinners Bitches!)

44. Chics who don’t make enough money will be eyeing my cake, and that makes you UNDATEABLE.

43. Chics who wear too much make-up are UNDATEABLE. Know why? Because no dude needs a powder face chic.

42. Chics who check your phone when you fall asleep are UNDATEALBE. Because no man needs a chic who’s a detective.

41. Chics who drop out of school how can they help you with their dumb asses. And that makes them UNDATEABLE.

40. Chics who wear cheap shoes are UNDATEABLE.

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