TYRA BANKS CLAIMS TO HAVE WON HER WEIGHT BATTLE

Former Victoria’s Secret model, Tyra Banks says she recently shed a whopping 30 pounds. “I switched up my unhealthy eating habits,” said Banks. “Now I can really say — kiss my fat ass.”

Banks credits nutritionist Heather Bauer for helping the television show host to re-evaluate her eating habits. “It’s about working with what you’ve got, and knowing, and learning what’s right for your body,” said Banks. “I feel good about my curves and my imperfections — my booty, my boobs, my thighs — I embrace it all.”

I for one say Tyra Banks has some fucking nerve. What kind of role model is this fake hair-wearing mongoose being, to display to young teenage girls that it’s okay to be obsessed and/or insecure with their God-given images?

I know the key to why Tyra finds is riveting to put down young aspiring models on “America’s Next Top Model” — because TYRA BANKS IS AN INSECURE BITCH! I want you all to ask yourselves the following question — What has Tyra Banks done for any of the winners of her disrespectful show “America’s Next Top Model”? I’ll tell you — absolutely NOTHING!

Since she’s now stepping up to brag to the public about fixing her figure, I now wonder what is she going to do with her Spalding-shape, football forehead and her horse-sized feet. Can somebody please tell me???

Plus, I honestly think that Tyra Banks is suffering from a God complex. Just take a look at the spell she has cast over these brainwashed teens…