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UNCLE TOM’S RETREAT WRAPS UP WITH THE CABIN AWARDS 2010
2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple…
Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, everyone was crying because it’s the last day of the retreat, and no one really wants to leave. The final celebrations were underway as Bill O’Reilly’s made an announcement through the cabin’s PA system. “Thank you all for coming and tonight don’t forget it’s The Cabin Awards,” O’Reilly announced.
The spot for the Cabin Awards was buzzing with activity as Tavis Smiley arrived by bus, and Quincy Jones touchdown with a helicopter moments later, and BET’s Debra Lee was chauffeured by limousine to the cabin’s retreat. Debra was was greeted by Black Exploitation Television founder, Robert Johnson, and they both danced and dined in the cabin’s ballroom. That’s when Sean Hannity walked over to Debra. “Remarkable work you did on your station…you showed the worst of Negro entertainment and many are applauding you on that,” Hannity said. Debra laughed and the pair shook hands. “I purposely ran mostly booty videos to lead the young Negro girls astray,” Debra admitted. Hannity looked at her and arched his left eyebrow. “And I complement you on that…that’s why you’re here at the cabin…it’s all because of you doing a good job, Debra,” Hannity said, as he walked away.
The award show began with Tina Turner hosting the event, when she suddenly broke down crying and gave a speech about the Negro male being violent to his female partner. That’s when Halle Berry walked on to the stage, took Tina’s microphone, and told the audience about her abuse and how dangerous a relationship with a Negro male can be. Halle touched on her encounters with Christopher Williams and Wesley Snipes, as she looked at her audience and cried. “I’m happier now with my new boyfriend. He doesn’t have a profession or talent…for God’s sake he can’t even speak English properly, but he does have the complexion for the connection and he’s my child’s baby daddy…I love you Gabriel,” Halle said, as the crowd cheered.
Bill O’Reilly was in the men’s bathroom talking to Senator John Boehner. “I invited all of those pompous black bastards…from Kanye West to that dancing idiot P Diddy, and they all stood me up! Wait until I get back to the Fox station…I’m going to label them all terrorists,” O’Reilly said.
Back at the awards show, Tavis Smiley was on the stage crying, as Rush Limbaugh presented him with the House Negro Of The Year Award. Then, Ann Coulter announced the next act to take the stage. “Here’s a song that made Seagrams a lot of money, and helped destroy the Negro community…Put your hands together for T-Pain and Jamie Foxx with ‘Blame It On The Alcohol!” Ann announced, as the two silly house Negroes began their performance. Watching the performance from the audience, Tyler Perry was dressed as Madea breakdancing, and Will I am was doing the electric boogie in a sweater that looked two sizes to small for him.
Rupert Murdoch wrapped up the event with a speech, thanking everyone for coming…and told all the silly house Negroes that there was a gift bag for all of them containing a package of grape Now-A-Laters candy, a 40 0z of Old English malt liquor, a bottle of pickled pigs tails, and an all you can eat gift certificate from Mc Donald’s. There was a combination of joy and melancholy filling the air, but guess what? They’ll be all back next year mane…
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Too bad you’re leaving so many people behind, in fact hurry back, we need to clean the house ones out. I don’t
believe in snitchin, but when it come to The Uncle Tommy’s Club, The Club, not the cabin or the retreat. Their hiding amongst us, they eat, drink, and even
smoke with us. But they are raping the hood, misrepresenting, shufflin, dancin , prancin, backslidin,
and backstabbin, and whatever else you want to call it.
They got people around the world thinkin African Americans, that have generational history of slavery in
our background have not done anything until white people assulted our culture. Africans (Black people) have live successfully for thousands of years without white people, white people have never lived period, with any success without Black people, they meerly, barely existed until Blacks found them. So for those
Uncle Toms that know, and they got to know, and won’t expose the true, and are in love with their massa, don’t leavin em here, send the uncle tom catchers, and get em off the streets, and in that retreat,and maybe rehab, ya think.
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Hammer hit the nail on the flush!
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I dont know what all that other trash is but imma watch me some rap videos on BET.
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IM THE REAL WILLAM RABIES, WILL-I-AM IS A TOY!
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You remember that foo Steve Perry from back in tha day? he wasnt there for some reason was he? like maybe in the basement somewhere lacing the track?..
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Rae Dong Chong never made it but that “fast car” chick and thats ok too.
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Rae Dong Chong never made it but that “fast car” chick did and thats ok too.
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Okay here we go:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA
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…and I’ll still fuck Condoleza Rice, and im out…
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