Top 5 Women On A Gigolo’s List…

by Jacky Jasper

Urban Guru Jacky Jasper -

5. Kelsey Grammer’s third wife, former Playboy model Camille Donatacci Grammer – Because the couple are no longer together, sources say the 41-year-old ex-bunny is very lonely and is looking for a young stud. So, here’s some tips for the Gigolo who’s trying to get into Camille’s finances. (Sorry…I meant panties.)

First, you must like to spend time with her children. She has two kids, Mason is 8 and Jude is 5. Not to worry, it’s not hard work…you’ll have to attend amusement parks and you must be able to take the kids to the cinema.

Camille has been married to the boring actor Kelsey for 13 years, and I’m told she has cobwebs between her legs. This ex Playboy model needs some good loving, and she’ll pay for it too…with Kelsey’s money!

Camille separated from her right wing husband because she wasn’t getting enough attention. Now, she’s looking to do a reality show (a Beverly Hills version of “The Real Housewives”.)

Camille has a weakness for Caucasian and Latino athletic men, but she’ll let a Afro American male smash when her kids ain’t around. Sources say she would love to have a relationship with Taylor Lautner.

4. Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Denise Richards - Denise is 39 and horny and lonely. She has two daughters, and a lot of Charlie Sheen money to spend. Here’s some tips for the Gigolo who’s seeking to get into Denise’s finances. (I meant to say panties.) You must like animals because this ex Aquarius fashion model has a a lot of pets…she even has a pet pig! She’s suffered a lot pain from being with Charlie Sheen, and she now believes in sweet revenge.

Sources say to get back at Charlie, Denise likes her coffee black. She has a thing for Barack Obama (so to the look a likes of the 44th president of the United States Denise will love to pay you some of that Charlie Sheen money!)

3. Diane Keaton – Diane is 64-years-old, but don’t let the age scare you…she’s into plastic surgery and she’s got a lot of Hollywood money. Diane has two adopted children. (She became a mother at 50.) She’s also a real estate developer, and has flipped numerous mansions in Southern California. Don’t believe me? Ask Madonna.

This woman is RICH. I once saw her on Melrose Avenue…she looked like and smelt like money, and when we spoke she was a real cool person. Here’s some tips for the Gigolo seeking Diane’s money…you must be witty, funny and artistic. She likes men in their late forties.

This horny Capricorn has never been married, but she’s California girl so we know she loves her sex. Sources say she has a weakness for the Matthew McConaughey or Will Smith type.

2. Marta “Fitzgerald” Limbaugh - Rush Limbaugh’s ex-wife is 51. Marta was an aerobic instructor, and I’m told she’s a freak. Martha likes republican studs, and she’ll pay out a lot of Rush’s money to an athletic right wing Gigolo.

Marta was married to Rush for 10-years, and her sex life sucked. Know why? Because Rush was a drug addict who had a hard time getting it up. So since Marta remains on the hunt for a male stud in his late 30′s who can take her to the outer limits.

Sources say Marta has a weakness for the Sean Hannity type. ONLY RACISTS SHOULD APPLY.

1. Betty White - Betty is 88, rich and lonely. Here’s some tips for the Gigolo seeking Betty’s money.

• You must be a good listener, because she talks a lot about is her old days.

• You must also be willing to change her soiled Depends diapers…don’t be mad, it’s easy money. No sex required.

Betty is about to check-out, so if you play your cards right she might just ad you to her Last Will & Testament (and give you some of her estate for keeping her company.) Just make the old chic laugh and you could be living that glamorous life!