VolleyBall Girl Week – Quickies (Monday)
Lauren London is pregnant with Lil Wayne’s baby and guess what?
Wayne doesn’t want her? Lauren said she found out about Nivea’s pregnancy from Mediatakeout! haha
I thought Lil Wayne was the next Jack Tripper… I thought Wayne, Nivea, and Lauren were going to live together. Get with the times Lauren; three’s company two’s a crowd.
Read more @ GlobalGrind
Karl Lagerfeld said Seal and Heidi Klum are “nobody’s in the fashion industry”. Karl said Heidi is never in Paris and no one knows her. I like this guy! He’s a Virgo and speaks his mind. Know why?
Karl Lagerfeld said Seal’s a crater face and I must agree don’t you?
Read more @ WendyISTA
Anyone remember Cocktail; the winner For The Love Of Ray J? She’s really pissed ‘cuz she got gamed by a wanna-be PIMP!
She thought she was the only one that got the “real deal” but Ray J is fucking anything that moves… Hey Cocktail: What do pimp’s and hoe’s have in common?
They’re both fucking liars…
Read more @ WendyISTA
Word on Rihanna: her herpes sore is active again! Do people get cold sores in the summer?
You be the judge….
TheSuperficial.com posted a “Rhianna Sex Tape”, it’s not her though…
Kim Kardashian is heading to the recording studio. Know why? Kim said she can be the next Lady Gaga… Kim also said she can be the next J-LO or Britney Spears. Is Kim fucking drunk? The only thing Kim can be is the next Jenna Jameson. Doesn’t she know this? Bruce Jenner does!
Read more @ Bossip.com
It’s Monday and the Laker’s won last night; Kobe was MVP. Big surprise!!!
My trainer is so pissed at me… I’m always late mane!!!
Who cares though – I pay good money to look like me.
If you’re hittin’ the gym I strongly recommend these shirts @ American Apparel: DEEP V.
Today it’s chest and triceps and my favorite drink: Strawberry Muscle Milk.
Gotta Go…
-Guru Jacky
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Lil Wayne Strikes Again – Nivea isn’t Just a Shampoo?
- Beach Bunny Booty – Wednesday’s Daily News
- Lauren Hill is NOT on Drugs!
- Maybe now Heidi & Spencer will sign that PORN Contract With HSK?
- Cougar Week – Quickies
