VolleyBall Girls Week – Quickie News (WED)
Lindsay Lohan is stealing again! Remember when Lindsay stole that fur coat from a night club? If you don’t, then GOOGLE it mane! To make a long story short Lindsay Lohan is (among other things) a Kleptomanic. Know why?
Lindsay stole $400,000 worth of jewels during a photo shoot for Elle magazine… The jewelry was part of the props for the shoot and were not supposed to be taken home.. Ok!!! What does Lindsay Lohan and Winona Ryder both have in common? They’re both thieves. Didn’t Winona Ryder do the same shit last year?
Bow Wow did Boston’s Summer Jam and guess what? Dude was talking about
Ciara throughout the show. Guess he’s not over Ciara but the shocking
news was when Bow Wow said he was smashing Cassie. Ouch!!! Does Puffy know?
Read more @ AllHipHop
Max-B did his first jailhouse interview and dude is reaching out to
the homies. I think Max is over the Dip-set beef. Hope he wins his appeal ‘cuz Max is a good dude mane!!! Ask Tony Yayo.
Read More @ GlobalGrind
Just in case they start hanging out with non-scientologist, non-famous lame-asses, please don’t invite Will and Jada Pinkett Smith to your house. Know why? Jada said her and Will like having sex in other people’s homes. That’s not the Christian thing to do. Is it? They don’t care!
Ask pastor T.D. Jakes…
Read More @ WendyISTA
It’s Wednesday and I’m trying to cut down on my weed intake. I only smoked 2 joints yesterday… I also want to quit smoking cigarettes too. So I got the nicotine gum(mail ordered from Canada of course!).
What did I think of this stuff you ask? Orbit gum has 35 sticks and Nicotine gum comes with 110 sticks-and it gives you a fix! It ’s going to make me live longer too dudes.
Which gum do you think I’m buying from now on?
I’m trying to stay healthy mane!!!
Gotta Go…
-Guru
Other Articles by Jacky:
- Lindsay Lohan Misses Hangover Success – Too Busy “Auditioning” For Samantha Ronson’s Dick
- Omarosa!! Would you even want your product associated with this BITCH???
- Michael Lohan Threatens Girlfriend, Anyone Scared?
- Madonna Is More Black Than Condolezza Rice
- Wicked Wisdom would be to NEVER let this happen again!
- Tennis Girls Week – Quickies
- Mark Geragos Screwed Chris Brown
- LOHAN’S DRUG ADDICTION SPARKS FAMILY FEUD
- Nubian Booty Week – Quickie News
- JACKY UNDERGOES ACUPUNCTURE!
