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Wayne Brady Buckdances all the way to the Cabin Retreat!!

by Jacky Jasper

FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple

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Wayne Brady is checking in. He’s way overdue and he can’t wait to meet his confused retarded friends at the Cabin.

Wayne is greeted by Tiger Woods, Clarence Thomas, Michael Steele, Larry Elder, Bob Johnson, The Born Again Christian Prince, Amy Holmes, Halle Berry, Whoopi Goldberg, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Lil Kim, Tyler Perry, And America’s Favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.

Wayne is so happy to meet Sean Hannity the Cabin’s Landlord. Wayne sings and dances right away. Sean is smiling and says to Ann Coulter, “that’s the America I remember.” Wayne is a happy negro, he doesn’t wanna hear about all that Black History Month ish. He’s going to spend some quality time with his Fox News and Friends.

Carlson Tucker shows Wayne to his room at the Cabin and Wayne says to Carlson, “I am so excitied to be here.” There’s only 4 rooms left in the Cabin who’s going to check in tomorrow?

VIEW THE ENTIRE “UNCLE TOM’S CABIN” ARCHIVE HERE!

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