“We Love The Cabin” Produced by Will.I.AM @TheCabinRetreat

2ND ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH 2010

UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT

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Today at Uncle Tom’s Cabin, Bill O’Reilly paired up with Lionel Richie to brainstorm ideas before coming up with a plan to remake “We Are The World” with their own spin called “We Love the Cabin”. Excited O’Reilly immediately began notifying all the acts that they must partake in this recording. Toby Keith was filled with joy, and joined Lionel to write the track. O’Reilly relayed that he would love for them to perform  the soon-to-be smashing hit single this Friday at the Cabin Awards Show.

Larry Elder was spotted riding a turbo segway on interstate-10 leaving Hollywood for a place where he knows that he belongs…

Back at the cabin, everyone was gathered in the recording studio as Will I Am suggested all the proceeds from the song be donated to the poor. That’s when O’Reilly walked over to Will I Am’s side. “Listen pinhead this song is my idea, and all the proceeds will go where ever I want it to go,” said O’Reilly. “I suggest we take the money from the song and build more cabins around the United States. And, don’t think that I don’t know about you stealing other peoples material!!!”

Sean Hannity walked over to O’Reilly. “What’s wrong Bill?” Hannity asked. O’Reilly stopped. “Nothing just keep your eyes on Will I AM…he likes to steal songs and I don’t want Lionel and Toby’s song being the next hit single on the Black Eyed Peas album.” O’Reilly said.

Somewhere in the dirty south, Larry Elder continued moving at turbo speed…flying over mountains and spitting flies out of his mouth. He was going 100mph on his segway, because he couldn’t wait to get to a place where he knows he won’t hear nothing about Black History Month…

Meanwhile on the cabin’s front lawn, Ann Coulter announced tomorrow’s watermelon and chicken eating contest before all the house Negroes went into a frenzy.

James Earl Jones began singing “Ol’ Man River” for George and Laura Bush when Cuba Gooding pulled out his cellphone to call Wesley Snipes. “Get down here it’s the best place ever,” “you can be yourself,” Cuba said as he hung up the phone, and joined Tyler Perry dressed as Medea while doing the limbo for New York’s ex-mayor Giulani.

Suddenly, acting porch monkey Wayne Brady spotted a man speeding on a two wheel object. “Mr. Beck…Mr. Beck, somebody is arriving!” Brady announced. Beck looked at Brady. “Well don’t just stand there…go fetch me my binoculars boy,” ordered Beck. As he looked through his binoculars. “Boy go tell Mr.Limbaugh that Larry Elder is here,” Beck said.

As Larry pulled up to the cabin grounds, Glenn Beck rushed to greet him and the two shook hands. “I’m so happy to be here!” Larry exclaimed. That’s when Rush Limbaugh and his assistant Ann Coulter approached him. Ann took a plate from Limbaugh. The meal on the plate was a serving of chitlins, a fried chicken leg, and a slice of cornbread. “You boys are eating pretty good at the cabin this year,” said Ann.

Larry looked up into the sky. “Thank God for you Ann…this place is so amazing!” Larry said. Rush gave Larry a lemonade Snapple to wash his meal down. “This feels like heaven.” Larry exclaimed.

Can you guess who will be the next guest to arrive at Uncle Tom’s Cabin? Tune in tomorrow to find out mane…

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