WEDNESDAY’S HAND-JOBS

Omarion and his stripper wife made a sex tape. A naughty one at that. It’s a 3-way. This guy Omarion is hiding something. The sex tape is 2 girls and Omarion doing the nasty. I am sure this will cover up all his gay rumors, Chris Stokes, B2k, Raz-B in the bathroom taking pictures of his Johnson on a gay site yeah those rumors. Who leaked it? He did.

King Magazine is going out of business. I wonder why? Because it sucks. Who cares about bitches in their swim suits. Sports Illustrated is next. Know why? Their demographic, the men and the lesbians… They want to see naked chic’s. It’s that simple.

Havoc from Mobb Deep sold a thousand records first week. Next week it will be five hundred, the following week 0. He left his label. Prodigy that’s Havoc’s rap partner. He’s in the slammer and his family on the outside is homeless. They lost their home is there a recession?

Oprah’s school in South Africa has a lesbian gang and they’re raping other girls. Oprah is pissed. I don’t blame her a bit. These kids should be learning. Betcha the all female teaching staff played a major role in this. Kids do copy what they see, don’t they?

Jay Z is rumored to be joining Beyonce’s tour. Is it because her shows aren’t selling out? Aren’t they married? They sleep together, shop together, they go to the ball games together. Who the fuck cares? They’re boring.

Rihanna and Katie Perry, they are new best friends. They’re hitting the clubs together. These two are even going on a vacation together. I think they both got their lick-her license. Don’t you? (I licked a girl and I liked it… fucking whores)

Some girl is coming over to see me and she’s got footage of Lindsey Lohan’s lawyer sniffin blow. She wants to know how much money she can get for it.

Gotta go….