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WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!!

by Jacky Jasper

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Michael Jackson has skin cancer… in other words Michael can’t be in the sun and that sucks; know why? He’s just like me, we both can’t enjoy a good day at the beach. I notice a growth of darkness on my skin so I decided to see a dermatologist; guess what the doctor said? He said Jacky you got Melanoma.

I always thought that skin cancer was a caucasian thang and for most part I was right. 75% of caucasian’s who live in tropical climate have skin problems. Guess Michael Jackson and myself are a part of the 25% of non-white people that have skin cancer. When did Michael know that he was suffering from skin cancer? Probably a while because Michael’s been avoiding the sun for a minute!

Dude was wearing a mask on his face; why? To protect his skin from sunlight and we all thought he was weird didn’t we? I found out about my skin cancer 2yrs ago so I already had done major damage to my skin and to repair your skin is truly expensive… I know; I’m a patient. If I discovered this at a younger age like Michael did …you all might called me a weirdo too?

‘Cuz I wouldn’t be outside playing basketball or doing other activities in the sun. Now that I know that I have skin cancer I’m inside missing the sun and guess what? If you had skin cancer you will be avoiding sunlight too …wouldn’t you? It feels kinda creepy only coming out at night but such is life isn’t it?

-Guru Jacky

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5 Responses to “WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!!”

  1. Posts about Perez Hilton as of May 18, 2009 » The Daily Parr |

    [...] only 20% of the people identify with them …” are overloaded to the breaking point WHAT DOES MICHAEL JACKSON & JACKY HAVE IN COMMON? SKIN CANCER!!!! – diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com 05/18/2009 Michael Jackson has skin cancer… in other words [...]

  2. tomas_jilla |

    stay off the b each with yo hos Jacky!

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  3. dustin |

    jacky,

    why if you try to pass off this guys craziness with an actual health disorder can you still justify all the other bullshit…? quit playin!

    MJ is a total freak show, not just cuz of what he looks like, it goes much deeper than that.

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  4. sherry z |

    who the hell is the fathers of these kids? when will the whole truth ever come to this crazy stunt? It is like one crazy ass stunt after another. these kids need to knowwho they r and where they come from. Gezz guys. This is madness on so many levels. it is not all about mj anymore. these r real humane beings who need 2 know. whoever the mother and father of blanket is needs to step up now 4 him. debbie is the other two’s mother but who the hell fathered them? Did m J ever give thought to the idea that these kids were infact real humans and not dolls?

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  5. Law |

    That’s why I’m glad I have melanin. Michael once did SMH.

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