When Herpes Attacks: The Chris Brown & Rihanna Story….
19-year-old RnB sensation Chris Brown was accused of assaulting his long-term girlfriend Rihanna. It was reported earlier that Chris Brown surrendered to LAPD on Sunday evening. He was taken into custody around 6:30 p.m., and was officially booked at 7:41 p.m. He was later then released on a $50,000 bond.
There have been many various rumors and reasons to why this incident occurred, but there is one specific reason that stands out to us: We strongly believe Rihanna infected Chris Brown with Herpes. We are completely disgusted!!!! About two weeks ago we reported Rihanna was walking around with this repulsive infection, and now she attacked Chris Brown with it. We do not agree or condone domestic abuse…We are completely against it, but what if someone gave you a viral disease? What would you do? Wouldn’t anger be your first emotion?
Rihanna was previously romantically linked to Shia Labeouf, Josh Hartnett and Kanye West. So we are thinking they too were victims of Rihanna’s Herpes or maybe one of them gave her this vile infection. All we know is Hollywood is filled with STDS…Stay away from these celebrities, they are not role models, and you should not want them as love interests, unless you are okay with receiving bumps on your genitals.
Poor Chris!!! Now he will have no choice but to date Paris Hilton, who he admitted earlier in his career that she was untalented and he didn’t understand why she was famous. He will have to date Mary-Kate Olsen, and pray Jessica Alba divorces her unknown husband. Brown is now officially part of the Herpes Crew. Expect to see him dating Britney Spears, and Rihanna Dating Benji Madden. All these people have poor hygiene and purchase valtrax daily. Chris is a talented guy, and its so sad that he will now have to be buddies with these losers…he must be furious.
Everyone is yelling at Chris Brown, calling him the new Ike Turner. He was angry. He is embarrassed. He has every right to be. He now has to look down at acne all over genitals. How would you feel? He is only 19, and now has to live with a sexually transmitted disease. Even Wrigley’s Bubblegum has suspended Brown’s endorsement…it looks like he might have to be spokesperson for Valtrex now. This is very devastating.
And boy do we feel bad for all the girls in Europe who were sexually involved with Chris Brown while he was on tour. You should sue him! Charge him…you guys are now walking blisters…lie and say this has caused you emotional distress! You poor young ladies…you too are victims of herpes.
Please stay away from us!! Don’t be bitter. Use protection, and do not continue to spread this popular virus that is taking over young Hollywood.
Look at what Rihanna did…so many innocent people are now infected with this virus. Ah! We warned you Chris, but you didn’t pay attention. Did you think we were lying? Hopefully Lindsay Lohan becomes a heterosexual again, so you can date her.
We wonder if he will continue to get girls. Yeah, he probably will, considering Magic Johnson has HIV and still females continue to be all over him. This just proves how disgusting our society really is. We are appalled!!
Please protect yourselves when you are sexually active. Having sex with infected celebrities, or ordinary people in general who have STDS will only decrease your chances of happiness, love, and sex.
If you avoid these living STDS, it will be easier for you to climb up the ladder of success.
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February 10th, 2009 at 11:52
You don’t really get what herps are, the types there are, or how its transmitted really, do you?