Whoopi Sure Loves The Fox News Uncle Tom Retreat
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FIRST ANNUAL
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
UNCLE TOM’S CABIN RETREAT
sponsored by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News, Marlboro and Snapple
Whoopi Goldberg is taking some time off. She wants to join her friends over at The Fox News Black History Cabin Retreat. She’s greeted by Clearance Thomas, Bob Johnson, Tiger Woods, Born Again Christian Prince, Larry Elder, Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry, Jesse Jackson, the worst bitch ever Condoleezza Rice, Halle Berry, Amy Holmes And America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley.
Sean Hannity the Cabin’s landlord congratulates Whoopi on her talk show the View. Sean tells her she’s among friends. Whoopi don’t wanna hear about Black History Month. She is going to spend some quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin Retreat.
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February 19th, 2009 at 08:50
this is disrespectful to Whoopi. Just because she shows due respect to other people who are on FOX makes her an uncle tom? thats just ridiculous
February 19th, 2009 at 09:46
That’s complete disrespect to whoopi, she is someone who works in media and shes clearly offering an alternative to the agenda driven black ppl fox usually has on their shows. Take this down!!!
May 29th, 2009 at 09:27
For the most part I agree with your list of whitewashed celebs, however I disagree with you regarding Tavis Smiley. Whoopi is no ones fool but she is definitely an uncle tom but well below Oprah in her white wash ranking.
Whoopi claims her change of name was inspired by her “Jewish ancestry.” Even her skits reflect her favor for the oppressor’s perspective. When she says things such as “I consider Sean Hanity a friend.”
Robert Johnson,Clarence Thomas,Codoleeza Rice and Tiger Woods are classic Toms.
I fail to understand why “Negroes” believe that money and celebrity allows redefinition one’s genetic identity and race.
May 29th, 2009 at 12:41
Why do you disagree with Smiley? Whoopi is classic, most folks don’t know that.
people are only mislead by money and celebrity. Everything usually comes crashing back to reality at one point or another.