Who’s Jacky Talking About? – January 14, 2013by Jacky Jasper
Dude Needs To Clean Up His Act…Literally!
He may be a singer who launched his music career from riding Drake’s coattails, but that doesn’t mean he and Drake remain cool. That’s because this Canuck has proven himself to be a pitiful turncoat. Don’t believe me.. Ask Hyghly Alleyne & Lamar Taylor, who our blind item pretty much left for dead — after refusing to sign with Drake.
Now that he’s left without his boys, surrounded by yes men, it seems that no one has the balls to check our mystery man on his nasty lack of hygiene. Insiders say a string of groupies have filed serious complaints — disappointed with the small size of his penis, and disgusted by his repugnant body odor.
We’re told the Canadian singer seems to have made a uniform out of a pair of black pants and dirty-ass black jacket, sporting the outfit for an entire week!
Here’s what a source had to say about it:
“I saw him perform in Miami December 8, we kicked it. Eight days days later, I saw him in L.A. — and dude stunk, he was wearing the same fucking clothes!”
Sources say his lack of personal hygiene may stem from our blind item’s secret practices of Lebanese black magic. Know why? Because cleanliness is next to Godliness. Don’t believe me.. Ask Ahmad “Swine Belly” Balshe.
His reported fear of the press is what’s said to often lead our mystery man to dodge media members. But that fear could be nothing more than drug-fueled paranoia, with our 22-year-old blind item said to be powdering his nose with cocaine daily.
Now, can you guess who I’m talking about?