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Los Angeles; Day 577. 2:41am 2008

I haven’t slept in 4 days.

I think Ive been stoned for 5 months.

I hate commercials, I love cheerleaders, and Ive recently come to realize that Hollywood has become as stimulating as walking in on your friends grandma douching. Walking into Opera on a Friday night was even worse.

20 bucks each on Friday at 1:40am? I didn’t pay at the VMA’s, I didn’t pay for the above hoe to come play at our house, and I sure as fuck aint paying some pussy bitch promoter that’s doing product placement for T-Pain.

After verbally assaulting everyone on the sidewalk, we walk across the street to the jazz club.

Auto-Tune again? This is no jazz club….

We walk in, and im bombared by fat hoes over 30 dancing their asses across the floor while every piece of shit on the Ed Hardy mailing list is walking around pretending to talk on their cell phones and committing every faux-pas that would make any indie kid puke in their mouth.

All girls over 28 should move back to Kansas. This is Hollywood, not TGI Fridays.

I’d type more but I got Britney Spears passed out in our Jacuzzi tub and I have enough left over Dell Taco and crystal to keep us up for days…

-TeddyRevolution

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• LEAVING L.A.
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