WOW: DIANA ROSS IS THAT REALLY YOU??
Diana Ross is going to take sometime off. She doesn’t wanna hear about all this black stuff. She’s checking in…
Diana wants to hang-out with her Fox New’s and Friends. The Cabin landlord Sean Hannity greets her and introduces Diana to the rest of confused people of color. People like:
Michael “The jackass” Steel
Larry “I hate everything black people do” Elder
Jesse “Jealous” Jackson
Bob “House nigga” Johnson
Colin “The fucking liar” Powell
The Born Again Christian Prince
Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry
Tiger “I am asian not black” Woods
Halle “I hate blackmen” Berry
Whoopi “I don’t need to see obama’s inauguration speech” Goldberg
Lil “I only date whitemen now girl it’s goes with my new nose” Kim
Amy “The republican anal queen” Holmes
Wayne “I wish i could be Sammy Davis jr.” Brady
America’s favorite house negro Tavis Smiley
They all flock to Diana just to see what Diana’s wearing. After 2 sips of wine Diana rushes to her Cabin room just to change into another new gown. The Boss returns and her name is Diana.
Rush Limbaugh complements her for not bringing her gay son Evan Ross. We are Republicans he laughs. Diana is dining, she sips another drink of wine and rushes to her cabin room to once again change.
She returns to the lounge in less that 5 minutes wearing a new gown. This beautiful gown is made by Valentino. Lil Kim is taking notes and Bill O’Reilly is looking at Lil Kim from the back. Ann Coulter tells him, “don’t do that.Bill it’s a sin.”
Wayne Brady starts to tap dance and Tyler “Flip Wilson” Perry in drag as Madea shakes a tambourine. Sean Hannity is having too much fun with his negro friends. Diana is seen once again running to her room to change. She’s doesn’t want hear about Black History Month, she’s spending quality time at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.
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February 24th, 2009 at 09:24
If you say Halle is an Uncle Tom for dating white men, then BE FAIR and list the hundreds of black men who only date white women. BLACK WOMEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE WHO THEY WANT WITHOUT BEING CALLED NAMES.
February 25th, 2009 at 00:45
Jade,
You’re missing it.
Halle stopped liking sex the minute Dave Justice kept abusing her.
She is asexual. The white model is a front.
Halle isn’t dating that white dude at all. He is Gay as fuck. He is just a male beard for Halle. How do I know? He is from Montreal, and so is my girl. She is also a model and it is well known there that Halle’s dude is Gay and he had to sleep with men to get his modeling contract. My girl’s ex was his roommate, he was also a model, he wasn’t willing to take a dick. And Bam! No more modeling, he is now a great alcoholic/bartender.
Just like the rap industry, you have to take a dick if you really want to get put on.
Ask Little Wayne, Ask Common, Ask Dre, Ask EM, Ask Method and Red and DEFINITELY ask Fozworth.
Why can’t all these dudes be like Ian McKellen and just be out and Gay and real with themselves and everyone else?
Ian McKellen is a true Pimp because he never tried to hide his being Gay, never worried if it would affect his work or career. He let his work speak for himself and he’s one of the biggest movie stars today.
Ian McKellen is hard as Fuck and more gangster than Wayne or any of these closeted homos. He doesn’t hide behind who he really is, unlike Fozworth and Wayne.
Wayne hides his Gayness just like he hides his vocals with Autotune.
In fact, it’s a good bet that if your favorite hip-hop artist is using auto-tune (T-Pain) then it’s a good chance they’re Gay. Because if they’re using Autotune, then they have no talent, and if they have no talent – they had to take a dick to get put on.
(Although nowadays you have to take a dick and snort a line, no matter how talented, so these sick fucks can pull their power trips and make you just like them)
If these Gangsta frontin’ closeted Gay rappers were really hard they would be like “Yeah I’m Gay as Fuck. So What? I’ll fuck you and kill you if you get in my way. What?”
At least then, they’d be real. But they’re so afraid you’ll stop buying (downloading) their music, if you find out that they lie and like dick. Even though these fools can’t see that they’ve already turned hip-hop into the way of Hair Metal and it’s been over ever since Akon got put on.
Halle’s not being called names for WHO she dates. She’s being called names for playing the white gay man’s game of a pretend boyfriend/girlfriend of the opposite sex. Usually to hide their gayness, but in Halle’s case, she doesn’t want to lose her sex symbol status..
What’s wrong with being real? Why can’t she be like-
“I don’t need a man, I’m so hot I’ll take my time and choose who I want, even if it takes 20 years. I don’t give a fuck. My happiness isn’t dependent on anyone.”
But no. She is lying about being with this dude, being artificially inseminated, and you are falling for it hook, line and sinker just like the fish I pulled out of the mountain rivers when I was a kid.
There is better hip-hop music available here over any bullshit Power 106 station in this country. Then you will recognize.
If you can’t handle the truth of how dirty this Music/TV/Film Game is…
Stop reading, stop listening to hip-hop and go pick up your Nintendo Wii and your Taylor Swift records and leave the big stuff to the adults.