YOU CAN’T FUCK WITH SALVADOR DALI!!!

I’m still in “The Sunshine State” greater Miami, Florida. Today, I’m venturing to the city of Tampa to view the original masterpieces of legendary artist – Salvador Dali.

I’ve been to Paris’ Louvre Museum, where I experienced the original works of artists including Leonardo DaVinci, Michael Angelo, Picasso, Van Gogh – and even countless ancient Egyptian artifacts (which I might add blew my mind).

I didn’t head to Florida for its sunshine, or Cuban chicks – I really came to check my nicca, Salvador Dali mane!

Dali and Gala (his bottom bitch) definitely didn’t waste their highs, they took their trips to the ultimate creative level. Just take a look at the “Hallucinogenic Torredor”, circa 1968.

Salvador is one of my heroes. When Dali left Spain for Hollywood, he didn’t come here to get his hands on a ‘star map’ or to get laid, his mission was to hook up with Hollywood’s powerhouse. Mr. Walt Disney. Don’t believe me? I’d tell you to ask Elvis Presley, but he’s gone – he was Dali’s homeboy too. Actually, Presley is also a pimp. Why do you think I started my own belt collection?

After living in the States for a decade and soaking-up all the game he could, he grew to be bored. So, Dali packed his shit with Gala and headed to France mane. That’s where he hooked up with the baddest bitch ever to come into the game. Coco (former escort) Chanel. See bitches, when they judge you by calling you a ‘stripper’ or a ‘hoe’ just telling them the bag their carrying (or wish they could) came from one of your peeps!!!

Let’s go down that list:

1. Jesus’ girl…Mary Magdalene
2. Diane Sawyer
3. Goldie Hawn
4. Mona Lisa
5. Madonna
6. Eve
7. Trina
8. Diana Ross
9. Vanessa Williams
10. Donna Summer
11. and even Gillian from L.A.’s Fox News (does Sean Hannity know?)

The list goes on and on……

But lets get back to Dali… My hero.

I love his shit so much, I got Ice and Coco a print for their new Bal Harbor Miami spread. And ya better believe Dali’s lacing my walls too mane! He has too… Know why? I only keeps fly $hit around me MANE!